OKCupid Catastrophes: Kristyn's story and some interesting emails

It's Wednesday, which means it's time for our weekly schadenfreude: laughing at other people who have had horrible online dating experiences. This time, you can laugh at me!

Before we tell my story of this week, you should all go read Kristyn's blog.

Kristyn met her boyfriend on OKC, and although she had to be a little forward in making all of the moves, it worked out well for her. In fact, not only have they been dating a few years, he proposed last week! Go here to watch the sweet video he made her and read about the engagement. Congratulations, Kristyn!

As for me, well, I'm not nearly as lucky as Kristyn. Nope. Apparently my bossiness doesn't come across in my profile, 'cuz I've had two men email me similar things:

I didn't save the first email, but it was from a lovely man named BondageJoe2 ('cuz apparently "BondageJoe" was taken), who asked for my, um, willingness to jump into bed with him. 

And then, from a MisterDominant, I received this: "youre very pretty...I am a Dominant in BDSM...would you be interested in learning BDSM."

Then I tried to give him an easy out ("I don't follow directions well, but hope you find what you're looking for," 'cuz I'm nice like that) and he responded with "You're a sweet woman. You maybe sassy and have problems taking orders, but what new slave doesn't have these things? I think you have the abilities to be the hottest woman. I interested in you. Thanks." 

Say it with me: What the hell?!

So that happened (and now, I'm guessing the search terms for finding my blog this week are going to be interesting). I also received a rather weird email from a man named Greg that said, "Just wanted to let you know how, in my eyes, you are an effortless breathtaking woman!" Thanks bro, but that's a little too forward, although thanks for not asking to dominate me like Joe and MisterCreepo.

Got any good online dating stories?! Email me to be featured, or leave your info in a comment! To read the full series of OKCupid Catastrophes, go here! Also, a friend pointed out this Tumblr about interesting OKC emails if you get bored!